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So they tried

Hysterias & Posteriors

No go.

Are you happy with your life?

Minds and Behinds

Another attempt resulted in ...

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Unacceptable again!

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

I caught my neighbor leaving his 12-year-old son home alone and he has not come back in 6 hours. Should I call CPS?

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Still no good.

Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Do you think that drug addiction is a symptom of larger societal ills? What is it about our culture that leaves so many feeling like they're inadequate, trying any ill to find a cure?

No way

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Everyone loved it.

Why do people still think Michael Jackson was guilty?

Next, they tried...

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

Just Forget it!

What kind of lights would you like to use for your home decor?

Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

Freaks and Cheeks

share office space ...

Is crossdressing being a transvestite?

Nuts and Butts

So, the docs changed it to read

Catatonics & High Colonics

A protestant (one that adheres to sola scriptura) disagrees with a catholic. How do they propose resolving the dispute?

Analysis & Anal Cysts

They put up a sign reading

Thumbs down again.

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I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

No, not a chance

Loons and Moons

Can the effects of hormone replacement therapy (HRT) be reversed?

Then came..

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

Still no good

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

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